I just want to say thank you for being here reading about who I am. But instead go to the merch page and buy amazing stuff, that will show and tell you who I am. Watching is easier than reading, but writing is easier than filming. huh? Go Buy.
So who am I, I am SCOTTAMBROSE, Podcaster,
People Watcher, Opinion Connoisseur, Optimistic Failure, Writer, Silly Screamer, Slackivist, Pervert and Giggle Provider.
I am a Medical Mistake, Millionaire Manipulator, Sex Wizard, Monkey Friend,
Rock & Roller, Candy Floss, Blondie and Old
but Young at Heart.
Pill Popping, Coffee Drinking, Pot Smoking, Son of A Gun, God Dam Who am I, I'm Fun. I am a Quick Wit, A Sharpe Tongue, Gentleman with a Little Bum. A Intellectual, Genius, out to Thrill, ready to Kill, I am Silent and Still.
A Hip Hopping, Women Stopping, Comedian, Ranting and Raving.
Funny, Political Heavyweight, High Rising like a Morning Glory. Priest of Liberty, Neo-Nazi Rape Fag.
Highway Man, Run Away Train, Cuddling Bear, Techno-lover, Lesbian, Furious Fetus, transgender, Muslim.
Contrarian, Raconteur, Vulgarest, Satirist, Hack, Elegant, Eccentric, ecstasy, Sun Rise, The Wind, Tears, Joy, Laughter, The Moon, Conductor of Dreams, Ambiguous, Trickster, Magik Maker,
Protecter, Lover, Reality Changer, Global Citizen.
I am Everything, Nothing, Something, I am You.
I am SCOTTAMBROSE
I think you get the point.
Rebel with a Smile.